Chapter 31 Give Me This Girl
"No way!" Li Na exclaimed and tried to slip into Qin Chao's room like a little snake, but Qin Chao, who was sweating profusely, stopped her in her tracks. "Damn it, if someone sees that there's a girl in the room, I don't know how to explain it."
"Xiao Nana, don't joke around. There's no power outage tonight, so go back to your own home to sleep," Qin Chao quickly issued an eviction order. Li Na's mouth was not reliable. If she blabbed about this, it would be a disaster!
"Qin Chao gege, don't be so cruel," Li Na pouted and pleaded.
"Not tonight. It's too late. We're alone together, and if your mother finds out, I'm done for," Qin Chao's head shook like a tambourine, stubbornly refusing.
"Why are you so cold-hearted?" Li Na pushed Qin Chao hard, but he was like a mountain standing in front of her, immovable. The little girl's eyes rolled and she immediately said, "Tell me, did you hide another girl in the room? Hmph, I can smell perfume!"
"Are you a dog?" Qin Chao was shocked. What was this woman's nose made of? How could she smell that? He didn't know that the little girl was just trying to trick him.
"Look at your expression!" Li Na immediately shouted like she had caught a fox by its tail, "You're obviously guilty! Let me in and check it out!"
"What check it out?" Qin Chao instinctively cursed, then realized his words had a double meaning, and coughed, "I'm a single man, where would I get a woman?"
"Hmph, don't bully me for being ignorant!" Li Na retaliated, "There are plenty of women like that at the train station, 50 yuan a pop."
"Go away!" Qin Chao was drenched in sweat, "You little brat, you don't know anything. Go back to sleep!"
"Just let me in to take a look..." Li Na refused to leave, so she and Qin Chao confronted each other in the dark corridor, glaring at each other.
"Dong - Bang!" Suddenly, there was a loud noise in Qin Chao's room, which startled both people. Li Na immediately widened her beautiful eyes and waved her small hands, ready to rush in.
Helpless, Qin Chao had to pick up the little girl and carry her on his shoulders.
"Pa!" Without hesitation, Qin Chao reached out and slapped her on her perky butt. The sound was crisp and clear, echoing continuously throughout the hallway.
"That's what you get for being naughty!" Qin Chao coughed and felt satisfied with the elasticity of his hand, wanting to give her a few more slaps. Meanwhile, Li Na remained silent and sulked, leaning softly against Qin Chao's back in the darkness.
Qin Chao carried her back to his room like that and said, "Sleep well, no school tomorrow!" He glared at the watery little girl before leaving and closed her door.
Li Na felt weak all over and her face was flushed. She shrunk up on the couch, feeling embarrassed and her face could have cooked eggs.
Unaware of Li Na's inner turmoil, Qin Chao hurried back to his own room. When he turned on the light, he found that Su Ji was tightly closed her eyes and shaking back and forth while wandering around the room.
The loud noise earlier was actually Su Ji accidentally kicking over Qin Chao's hot water bottle. Fortunately, there was no water inside, but the bottle was shattered, lying on the ground in pieces.
Qin Chao looked at his unfortunate sacrifice, the hot water bottle, and was speechless with grief. However, Su Ji didn't know how much damage she had caused and continued to wander around.
Qin Chao was startled. Could it be that she was possessed by some stupid ghost again?
But then he realized that his goodness, Su Ji was sleepwalking.
He watched Su Ji stumble into the kitchen and pick up a kitchen knife from the cutting board. With a bang, she chopped it into the board, startling Qin Chao.
Following that, she swayed over to the fridge and pulled out two eggs and a tomato. Then, with Qin Chao staring in amazement, the girl closed her eyes and began to make a famous dish in a sleep-like state...Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry.
"Oh my god...no way..." Qin Chao was dumbfounded. Su Ji must be so hungry, she's even cooking in her dreams!
It seemed as though Su Ji was being guided by someone behind her as she expertly turned on the induction cooker, set up the pot, and quickly whipped up the dish.
After finishing the dish, she grabbed her chopsticks and began to eat. Qin Chao didn't notice at first, but this girl, despite her great figure, had quite an appetite. The entire plate of Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry was quickly devoured by her.
While eating, Qin Chao also grabbed a pair of chopsticks to try out the taste. But Su Ji seemed to know that someone was trying to steal her food and used her chopsticks to protect her meal. Qin Chao reached out with his chopsticks, and she frowned and used her own chopsticks to push his away.
After finishing her meal, Su Ji tossed her bowl and chopsticks into the sink, wiped her mouth, and left. This left Qin Chao feeling frustrated. "Come on, you remember to eat, but not to clean up? Okay, so I didn't eat any, but now I have to wash the bowl."
However, Su Ji, after eating her fill, surprised Qin Chao even more. She went to the bathroom, turned on the water heater, and began to undress.
"Grandpa, should I look or not?" Qin Chao was going crazy, his face covered in sweat, as he closed the bathroom door for Su Ji.
After closing the door, he didn't forget to slap himself. Listening to the sound of water flowing slowly from the bathroom, he felt as if a thousand bugs were crawling around inside his body, causing him unbearable itching. It was as if an invisible hand was teasing his desires.
Soon, he was burning with desire, his blood boiling. He ran to the kitchen, turned on the faucet, and splashed cold water on his head, forcing himself to calm down.
At this point, Su Ji had finished washing up and walked out wearing only her underwear. Qin Chao looked at the pink panties embroidered with a small white bear and the cleavage covered by a pink bra. His nose began to hurt, and then he felt a red liquid flowing out.
"Oh my god, I'm actually having a nosebleed!" Qin Chao exclaimed, quickly tilting his head back and running to the bedroom to find some tissues to stuff into his nostrils. However, a few drops of blood still managed to escape and fell onto the floor, which made the atmosphere seem somewhat eerie.
At this moment, Su Ji walked into the bedroom. Her skin was as white as lard, and it made Qin Chao's eyes go slightly blind. Especially her ample bosom, which was barely contained by her bra and seemed as if it could burst out at any moment, made Qin Chao's eyes blissfully blind.
As a gymnastics teacher, she certainly had a figure that could make men lose their minds. Qin Chao was going crazy, and when Su Ji walked up to him, he could even feel the scorching heat emanating from her body.
With a thud, Qin Chao sat down on the bed, and Su Ji followed suit, lying down in his arms.
Although he wanted to take advantage of the situation, Qin Chao didn't have the guts. He scrambled to his feet and ran out of the room on all fours. The excitement was too much, and if he stayed for one more second, Qin Chao would have turned into a beast and pounced on Su Ji.
He escaped to the living room and collapsed onto the sofa, panting heavily. It was really exciting, the fact that Su Ji even sleepwalked. Whoever married her in the future would have quite the adventure.
Just as Qin Chao was trying to calm himself down on the sofa, the bedroom door suddenly opened. Su Ji walked out, twisting her serpent-like waist and closing her eyes.
Qin Chao almost fell off the sofa. When would this end? He felt like his life was in danger.
Su Ji went to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of coke, then walked over to the TV. The TV was the landlord's old 20-inch black box, and it had been there for years.
In front of Qin Chao's gaze, the beautiful young woman crossed her legs and sat down next to him. Then she picked up the remote control from the sofa and started changing the channels one by one.
"Oh my goodness!" Qin Chao was speechless. "Do you think this is your own home? And can you even see the channel on the TV? Why not listen to the radio?"
The little girl was drinking cola and flipping through the TV channels. It was late at night and there were no good shows to watch, mostly just shopping channels. Su Ji was clearly not happy, pouting her lips and then throwing the cola bottle at the TV screen.
"Oh my goodness!" Qin Chao cried out this time. If the TV was damaged, could he afford to replace it? He rushed over, checking the TV as if it were his precious treasure. Luckily, the cola bottle was already empty, otherwise, the liquid inside could have destroyed the TV.
Since there were no good shows, the little girl stood up, swaying her perfect figure and humming an out-of-tune melody. She started to dance, and it seemed to be a very sexy dance. Her thighs lifted up from time to time, her buttocks occasionally jutting out, and her white and round body unconsciously stunned Qin Chao.
Previously, Hu Lili had said that Su Ji was a very good dancer, especially at jazz. When Su Ji wore clothes and danced on stage, she could make all the boys in the school go crazy. Now, she was wearing a very special outfit and giving Qin Chao a private performance.
This made Qin Chao feel like he was dreaming. He pinched himself several times in a row, afraid that he was dreaming. He cried, "This Su Ji is too kind to me. She knows I saved her life and is using this method to repay me. Huhuhuhu..."
The little girl seemed to have a lot of energy and jumped in place for a long time, about four or five dances. Then she calmed down and ran to the bathroom to take a shower before returning to her bedroom to sleep.
But Qin Chao obviously had not yet recovered from the shock of the dance. He knew Su Ji had returned to her room and rolled over onto the sofa. His eyes were dull and he murmured, "Oh my goodness. God, either kill me or give me this girl..."
Chapter 32 Be My Chef
"Ah!" Early in the morning, Qin Chao was startled awake by a piercing scream.
"What's going on so early in the morning!" protested the young couple next door. The husband was quite refined and asked loudly.
But his wife was quite aggressive, pounding on the wall and yelling, "Can't you watch your damn porn more quietly!"
"You're the one watching porn!" Qin Chao immediately became angry and jumped up from the sofa, slamming his hand against the wall.
There was a loud bang and a piece of the wall was smashed, chunks of plaster flying everywhere, and Qin Chao was left covered in dust and dirt.
"What the hell!" he looked at the imprint on the wall, feeling both distressed and surprised. He looked at his own hand and suddenly realized that his body had completely absorbed the female ghost's soul. He had finally broken through and reached the stage of refining Qi.
From now on, he could barely be considered a beginner in cultivating, and he would be a demonic soul. Even if his body didn't become demonic, he could still reach demonic strength.
Before he had a chance to be pleasantly surprised, the door to his own bedroom suddenly burst open with a loud bang. Then, a pretty girl wearing pink underwear and a red windbreaker rushed out, holding a pillow and smashing it toward Qin Chao's head.
"Beast, you beast!"
"Wait, wait!" Qin Chao was beaten suddenly and confusedly, retreating backward to avoid Su Ji's crazy pillow attacks.
"What are you doing? Did I offend you?" he asked, confused.
"You animal, you actually did that to me while I was asleep!" Su Ji had tears in her eyes, regardless of the endless spring scenery that was exposed when she swung her arms, and she fiercely attacked Qin Chao.
And Qin Chao was even more dumbfounded. He had finally figured out what was going on.
"Hey, hey, you're thinking too much!" Qin Chao snatched the pillow away, but was surprised to find that Su Ji was holding on tight to it and had been thrown onto the couch. Her windbreaker had been lifted up, revealing her snowy skin and ample bosom.
"Ahem..." Qin Chao restrained his desire and forcibly turned his head away.
"Don't play dumb!" Su Ji realized that she had accidentally revealed herself and blushed. She tightly wrapped her windbreaker around herself and spoke in a stern tone, "If it wasn't you, then why were my clothes taken off? And what's with the blood stains in the room?"
"Blood stains?" Qin Chao was startled and thought, "Could it be him?" He hurriedly ran into the room and saw the blood stains on the ground. He couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time.
"Big sister, that's my nosebleed!" He stepped back out and looked at Su Ji, who was as red as an apple. "I swear, I really didn't do anything to you. Yesterday, I saved you and you couldn't wake up. You changed your clothes yourself. Don't you know that you were sleepwalking?"
"Oh...right, I remember now. I was sleepwalking..." Su Ji's mouth formed an "O" as she realized what had happened. She touched her smooth and tender face and said apologetically, "I forgot about that, I'm sorry for misunderstanding you."
Suddenly, she remembered something and her face turned red. She jumped up, kicked Qin Chao, and then straddled him, clamping his neck tightly with both hands.
"Tell me, how much did you see?"
"Ahem..." Qin Chao was taken aback by Su Ji's sudden attack. His face turned red and his voice became rough as he shouted, "I, I didn't see anything...I'm a gentleman."
"Who would believe you!" Su Ji raised her small fist and fiercely pounded Qin Chao's chest. Surprisingly, she was quite strong and had probably practiced some martial arts. Unfortunately, Qin Chao had a body of a cultivator, and those punches would have made other people cough up blood three times. But for Qin Chao, it was nothing but foreplay.
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"Really, I'm not lying, I will have a small penis if I lie..." Qin Chao swore the most fearful oath a man could make, and Su Ji half-believed him, finally stopping her assault on Qin Chao. "I just didn't see the most private part..." Qin Chao added in his mind.
"Um... can you let me stand up?" Qin Chao pointed to Su Ji who was still straddling him. Although the soft feeling was quite nice, it was still a bit awkward.
Su Ji's face turned red again as if pricked by a needle. She jumped up from Qin Chao's body and landed on the sofa beside her. "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, based on your vicious oath."
"Oh, by the way!" Qin Chao had just stood up when Su Ji suddenly exclaimed, scaring him back down to the ground. Seeing his reaction, Su Ji couldn't help but laugh and said, "Why are you so afraid? I'm not a demon, you know."
"If you were a demon, I wouldn't be so scared..." Qin Chao thought of that girl Rosy again, and quickly stood up, saying, "You're my boss."
After saying that, he saw the strange look in Su Ji's eyes and quickly realized the ambiguity in his words. Damn, the word "boss" was too easily misinterpreted.
"Cough, I mean, you're my superior."
"Go on, I already know that." Su Ji rolled her eyes and asked Qin Chao eagerly, wrapped in her own coat. "Why are you so timid? Yesterday when you caught that female ghost, you were very capable, weren't you? By the way, was there really a female ghost yesterday? I only remember feeling faint and passing out. Humph, did you drug me with an aphrodisiac?"
"Nonsense!" Qin Chao almost couldn't help but curse in front of such a beautiful woman. He coughed twice and said, "There was no female ghost. Yesterday, some guys were causing trouble on purpose and I taught them a lesson. It's your own fault for being so cowardly."
"Who's a coward!" Su Ji immediately protested when she heard this, arguing, "I'm braver than boys... By the way, yesterday when I was in a daze, I seemed to see a bicycle flying up into the sky?"
"You call that bravery!" Qin Chao immediately retorted, "You were scared out of your wits. Can your bike fly into the sky?"
"Well, that's...," Su Ji pouted and nodded her head. But then she realized and angrily kicked Qin Chao's shin, saying, "You're the one who got scared, not me. Everyone says I'm very brave."
"I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat in your house?" Su Ji suddenly wilted like a withered eggplant and slumped onto the sofa. "I'm going to starve to death. I didn't eat anything last night. Give me something to eat, boss..."
"You clearly made tomato and egg stir-fry for yourself last night," Qin Chao said to Su Ji, sweating profusely.
"You're just making that up. I can't cook," Su Ji rolled her eyes and used her delicate little foot to pull the remote control, and the TV came on with a loud noise.
"Hurry up and get something to eat. I'm starving... If my breasts get smaller from hunger, you'll be responsible," Su Ji shouted weakly.
"Let you starve to death," Qin Chao grumbled, laughing maliciously. "Just let them shrink. I'm willing to take responsibility."
"You're so mean!" Su Ji yelled in frustration. "I want to eat. I want to eat! If there's nothing in the house, just order takeout!"
"What's good to eat for takeout?" Qin Chao was defeated by this beauty. After all, she was his sister's boss. If he didn't entertain her properly, he would lose more than just his salary.
So he went to the kitchen and began making porridge for breakfast. Little girls like sweet things, so Qin Chao started to make sweet potato porridge.
"Hey, do you really not know how to cook?" Qin Chao popped his head out of the kitchen, looking at the little beauty sitting on the sofa watching TV, and asked, "You made tomato and egg stir-fry last night, and you did it very skillfully."
"Idiot, don't you know?" Su Ji rolled her eyes at him, pressing the remote control and changing channels like a flitting bird. "Even if a woman knows how to cook, she has to say she doesn't. That way, when she gets married, she won't have to cook."
"Oh my god..." Qin Chao broke out in a cold sweat, not saying a word and went straight to the kitchen.
Say what you will, Qin Chao was good at cooking for his family. In no time, the aroma of sweet potato porridge wafted out of the kitchen and towards Su Ji. The little beauty sniffed and followed the scent to the kitchen.
"Hey, you're not supposed to be in the kitchen. What are you doing here?" Qin Chao saw the girl with a voracious appetite and gave her a cold stare.
"I can't help it... and I'm really hungry," Su Ji said, rubbing her smooth belly in frustration. Seeing Qin Chao's gaze, the pretty girl rolled her eyes and picked up a frying pan, smacking him on the head.
"Pervert, where are you looking?"
"I can't help it..." Qin Chao chuckled, which only made Su Ji more angry.
"Go die!"
After cooking sweet potato porridge and frying two eggs, Su Ji found that even though it was a simple breakfast, it was surprisingly delicious.
"This is good..." the pretty girl patted Qin Chao's shoulder and then, when he wasn't paying attention, stole one of the fried eggs from his plate and put it in her mouth. "Why don't you quit being a school security guard and be my chef instead? I'll pay you... hmm, 20,000 yuan a month!"
"Are you kidding me?" Qin Chao had just taken a sip of sweet potato porridge and sprayed it out. "You want to pay me that much to be a chef?"
"That's too much?" Su Ji raised an eyebrow, gulped down a mouthful of porridge and said, "My family's head chef makes a million yuan a year. What do you think? Want to consider it?"
"Never mind..." Qin Chao was tempted, but he shook his head. "I don't want to be a chef my whole life. Who knows, maybe one day your taste will change and you'll kick me out. I'll lose everything. I'd rather be a security guard, at least I'll have food and clothing guaranteed and I won't worry about losing my job!"
"You, you, you... you're really not ambitious!" Su Ji scolded him, greedily eyeing the large pot of sweet potato porridge. "You're such a fool to turn down such a good opportunity! I'll tell my sister to fire you and see if you'll come back to be a chef!"
"What? No, please don't..."
"Don't what? Hehe, little girl, just submit to me..."